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Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"

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Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.

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Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

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yo mama so yellow she acts as a cab

yo mama so yellow she sleep with the dogs

Yo mama is so dumb that she needs a GPS when she goes down the stairs.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought hamburger helper came with a helper.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

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Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.