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Yo mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle …

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Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they …

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yo mama so yellow she homers wife

yo mama so yellow she acts as a cab

yo mama so yellow she sleep with the dogs

Yo mama is so dumb that she needs a GPS when she goes down the stairs.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought hamburger helper came with a helper.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

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yo mama so cool that she was hot!

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.